seinfeld the trip script

JERRY AND GEORGE ARE VISITING KRAMER Couldn't done it? Lt. Martel: Society is filled with them. life out if it, don't you Kramer? GEORGE AND JERRY ARE IN A CAR. Who eats eggs for lunch? Kramer: Somebody got killed while they had me in custody. Lt. Martel: You see something even remotely pretty and you have to choke the Jerry: So Kramer, what are you going to do? JERRY AND GEORGE AT THE HOTEL. George: Do you think she gets to take any of those little bars of soap home? Lt. Martel: Oh yeah, right. Police: Which one of you is Costanza? Lt. Martel: Don't you ever swear to my God, Kramer. I don't even know how it helps to solve the crime? George: Wohoo, check it out. Jerry: No, a dollar, two tops. Yeah, good, get in the car." Jerry: Well, take it easy. Hey Kramer, I'm sorry about that whole fight we had about you having my apartment keys and everything. Steve Greenstein.............Man Police: Kramer, let's go. It wasn't me! George: Hey hey hey, we're in a rush here. George: You think so? George: What did they put on this tuna? Jerry: You should've had some eggs. GEORGE REACHES FOR THE COOKIES AND THE COPS SLAM A GUY ON THE HOOD AND GEORGE BACKS AWAY, GEORGE GET CLOSER TO JERRY AND THEY THROW THE GUY NEXT TO GEORGE, I can't believe that cops still have to read that whole "you have the right to remain silence"-speech to every criminal they arrest. George: You know, I haven't eaten anything. Cop: This is car 23, we have a possible 5-19 in progress, over. Jerry: Hey, you know I'm on the phone with the police! I'm eh...George Costanza... George: What's the matter with you? The Trip (season 4, episodes 1 & 2) written by Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones original airdate: August 12 and 19, 1992. George: Kramer, what the hell are you talking about? Jerry: How is this an emergency? You know it's not dangerous, George: You're kidding? Kramer: Yes, I'm free. It's delightful, it's delicious. with optimism and verve and you just had to snuff it out. George: What are you doing?! It seems to me, that the chalk outline guy is one of the better jobs that you can get. George: They're cuffing him. Jerry: So you're not gonna come back to New York with us? Find the right subtitles. George: You know, I haven't eaten anything. Jerry: Nice shotgun. Can't they just go "Freeze, you're under arrest. "The Trip" is a two-part story of NBC's popular sitcom Seinfeld. ok...do we know where the 101 is? Sickies like you always do. Somebody else got killed? JERRY AND GEORGE ARE WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE JAIL. I don't know where we are. Jerry: Hot out. George: There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there. to pick us up. Airing on August 12, 1992 and August 19, 1992, it kicked off the fourth season of the show. [Jerry and George point at each other.] Kramer: What? KRAMER CRIES George: You've got a bet. You know, they look at the thing on the ground..."aah his arm was like A clip uploaded for my mom, whose friend apparently shares George's fashion philosophy. George: You're kidding? Jerry! George: What? Guy: Hey, you guys aren't cuffed. Jerry: How much did you wound up tipping her? A 5-19? KRAMER IS COMBING HIS HAIR. OPENING SCENE Jerry: 12 gauge. All right look, I'll be out of here by noon. Could it? Jerry: It's been three days already, forget about Lupe. left a dead body right there on the sidewalk, you could manage to trace around George: No no no, you know actually we are friends of a serial killer. and reputedly a very generous tipper. Kramer: Do? Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? I'll be out of here in couple of hours. Jerry: Yeah, that's a good tip! When I was a kid it was always "waaaa, waaaa", you know now it "woo-woo-woo-woo-woo". Jerry: While you were in jail. With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. COPS GO TO ARREST A GUY FOR TRYING TO STEAL A CAR. Jerry: I don't have any change. Jerry: Yeah, there's a new one in there. KRAMER WALKS OUT AND COMES BACK WITH HIS KEYS. Jerry: I told you to have breakfast, you should've had breakfast! KRAMER, JERRY AND GEORGE AT THE HILLS OF L.A. George: How much do you tip a chamber maid? Why don't you just use your own name? Reporters: Why did you do it? My stomach doesn't know that Kramer's wanted. threw me. Go on Kramer, get out of my sight. Jerry: Obviously we're gonna call the police and tell that he's not the guy. I was on TV. Clint Howard................. Tobias Lehigh Nagy George? a wise answer. George: Hope he's not the guy. So you're free. Well, not a hero exactly, but the show is named after him, and the Seinfeld sitcom formula is mainly interested in Jerry’s arc throughout the episode. I feel faint, I'm getting light headed. TRYING TO GET THE COMB THROUGH. Help me! OPENING MONOLOGUE I've got a lot of auditions, a lot of call backs and I've got a lot of interest for my movie treatment. That I'm struggling, barely able to keep my head above water? George: Tell me. Should we call a lawyer, should we call the police? [singing] 'cause the murderer struck again! You should see the looks on people's faces. Jerry: I don't know, some mints or TicTacs. George: Where? That L.A. is a cold place even in the middle of the summer? Where is that? Cop 2: All right, let's pull over and check it out. George: What are you doing? Jerry: Clean as a whistle. George: What am I scared of? Kramer: What do you want me to say? Jerry: Cops eating Milanos. Jerry: Oh yeah. Jerry and George get a ride in a police car and en route the officers pick up a possible 519. Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site Officer: Lieutenant, it's for you. George: Oh yeah, real cool. It's too yellow. George: Breath problem? Kramer: Yeah, all right. Jerry: But you could? Kramer: Hey, how are you doing? Think he did it? Kramer: Ok, yeah. Kramer: Any mustard? KRAMER SOBS Sounds like it's stands for something, George: What are you doing? George: What are we supposed to do? "The Trip" is a two-part story (the 41st and 42nd episodes to air) of NBC's popular sitcom, Seinfeld. With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. Could've he done it? AND THEY GO AFTER THE COPS Jerry: I thought it sounded kind of cool. At one point, Kramer brings on Newman as a … Cop: Yeah, go ahead, hurry up. they'll believe us. Jerry: Nothing. I'll be out of here in couple of hours. Police radio: Attention all units, attention all units, all units code 3. They just found another body at the Laurel Canyon. No, you wouldn't hurt a fly. Transcribed by Juha Auvinen George: Pay phone in L.A., look it's a miracle. You know, we're talking about doing a project together. Kramer: No no I'm not ready, things are starting to happen. GEORGE IS GRABBING JERRY'S ARM Like I'm asking them to donate a kidney. Your movie. You're a cool guy. The Lieutenant wants to see you. Rick Savage, oh nice kid, really good kid. Jerry: No, I just want some change. The episode gets plenty of mileage out of the absurdity of its unusual plot. Jerry: Hey, you know I'm on the phone with the police! You killed the pretty little flowers, didn't you? Jerry: I don't have any change. Kramer: Well, I'm not saying that! Cop 2: Hey, shut it up back there. Who eats eggs for lunch? Jerry: Kramer, you've been arrested as a serial killer! GEORGE IS GRABBING JERRY'S ARM. Woman: You don't know. 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